
Originally Posted by
EnigmaHall
While this, in the Emulators Kingdom...
- Come on Zelda, you dont need be so sentimental.
Princess Zelda: - But but... I wanted so much cross the plataform Barrier and look beautifull on a last generation console... Snif
Link: - But We are on a last generation console, We are on WIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Princess Zelda: - You dont can undestand-me, Wii uses the same Xbox 1 power, not is the same.
Link: - But Zelda they sell it like a last generation console.
Princess Zelda: Link, you is just a boy, i need a Middle Age Adult Geek Man to undestand-me. And I WANT to be on a Playstation 3!
Link: - ...
After a little Journey beyond Jaibredinable....
Link: - Well, Done. WE ARE ON A PLAYSTATION 3!!! ^_^
Princess Zelda: - Buaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Link: - ? O_O
Princess Zelda: - BUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BUA BUA BUAHHHH
Link: - Zelda, dont be that way... Do you not whished come here?
Princess Zelda: - SNIF! Y...Yes, but now iīm with a Snes age looking. Itīs so pixeled... Buaaahhh.
Link: - Hoh great Tree, why have to be like it... Come Zelda, lets find someone to help us.
After a little Journey beyound Ps3 Net News Protected against Sony Navigator...
Link: - Hey girl, who are you?
Maria: - Iīm Maria from Castlevânia of Sega Saturn System.
Princess Zelda: - You is a beutifull child.
Maria: - Iīm a Woman! Grrr -_-
Princess Zelda: - But for what you is so small?
Maria: - The developers... They Created the emulator that allow-me to across from Sega Saturn to my Original System, but they dont fixed the full screen.
Princess Zelda: - Hoh i see, have a smaller window around you...
Link: Bhuahuahuahuahuahuahuauh, you looks like a Dwarf!!!
Maria: - What?!!! A Dwarf?!!!
Follows a combo of flying kick, punch and a supreme magic fire invocation of Maria Knocking down Link to the Death... And Maria follow this way while a Men with a Cop uniform arrive running the local.
Maria: - A Dwarf... How he dare...
Chris: - Whats is It? Blood?
Princess Zelda: - Thanks to Triforce, a Men! Finaly. Dont Worry, itīs just the Link, my oficial follower slave...
Chris: - He is in Red condition. Aplyng Herbs... Red, Blue, Green, florescent... Done. Looking for the hostile target.
Princess Zelda: - Calm down, relax, why so hurry? Dont shake this gun like this.
Chris: - The developers have made my emulator without a good control of speed... Iīm a backup, name Chris of Resident Evil of System 1. Because it i dont have a precise aim...
Princess Zelda: - Pixilized in a not updated world... I need to have a chat with these developers...
Chris: - Hostile Found... FREEZE!
Link: - Hey, iīm not a hostile, donīt shoot. o_O
Chris: I Canīt... In the... Play Game... My System... Freeze... If at... Least i could... be... a dreamcast... Backup...
Princess Zelda: - Came on Link, lets get out this place. In the Wiiiiii, i still beautifull at least. We back when new emulators and updates come out.
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