The real answer to all their crying is, sell the PS3 and never buy another Sony console if Sony screwed in a way you do not like.
All in all, I find it hilarious. I also find it very reassuring that the only thing these people have to cry about is a toy. It's a pretty good world we live in when a f'ucking toy amounts to peoples biggest problem in life. We still have a long way to go with all the other issues in this world but clearly, it's getting much better.