Am I the only one seeing this thread as... fail? Alright, here's a familiar tweet from Kakaroto on december 7th
04 4E 61 1B0xAAAA dongle key: 0x04, 0x4E, 0x61, 0x1B, 0xA6, 0xA6, 0xE3, 0x9A, 0x98, 0xCF, 0x35, 0x81, 0x2C, 0x80, 0x68, 0xC7, 0xFC, 0x5F, 0x7A, 0xE8
A6 A6 E3 9A
98 CF 35 81
2C 80 68 C7
FC 5F 7A E8
Look at that... they match. Go figure. If you have a service mode hex, you are already in possession of this same exact key.