Har har har! Thought that'd get yer attentions! Me friend opened up his PS2 ta clean his laser lens. All went smooth, the case came off okay and he cleaned his lens just fine. The problem was puttin' the wee screws back in. When he did that, the screws broke! He contacted $ony tech support and they told him that the screws are SUPPOSED ta do that and that he should send in his PS2 to be repaired by a certified technician.
I told me pal there that $ony was full a barnicles on that! Anybody else 'round 'ere ever hear of such a thing happening?