A message from Cpt Obvious

[aussiewan]

You miss out on a lot of you don't use irc...

{13:45} {Cpt_obvio} Ahoy Mateys! Avast, ye land lubber BigGanja! How in the 7 seas are ye?
{13:47} * Aussiewan stretches and yawns...
{13:47} {Aussiewan} Thank goodness it's Friday...
{13:48} {Cpt_obvio} Friday...not here. Still Thurs
{13:49} * Cpt_obvio puts on his preachin' robes and stands on his soap box
{13:49} {Aussiewan} Well that just proves the old saying... don't fear for tomorrow... because it's already there in
Australia!
{13:49} {Cpt_obvio} Attention brotha's and sist'ahs....I have come to ya with a message
{13:49} {Cpt_obvio} There is a GREAT evil amongst us, a vile, corrupting, disrupting evil
{13:50} {Cpt_obvio} He goes by many names but we all know him as the end, the final letter, the last one
{13:50} * Aussiewan raises an arm and sniffs his armpit... is that the evil he speaks of??
{13:50} {Aussiewan} Cpt_obvio: you mean Omega?
{13:50} {Cpt_obvio} That's right-a brothas and sista's I'm a speakin' of a the man named Z...heheeh
{13:51} {Aussiewan} Cpt_obvio I thought you were a pirate, not a black priest!!
{13:51} {UltraDude} rofl
{13:51} {Cpt_obvio} Shhhhhhhh, I'm doing my southern baptist impersonation bit now
{13:52} {Cpt_obvio} This Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeval MUST be stopped-ah. can-i-get-an-amen?
{13:52} {UltraDude} its that guy that talks funny
{13:52} {UltraDude} !
{13:52} {UltraDude} its AMEN..not a-min
{13:52} {UltraDude}
{13:52} {Aussiewan} C'mon now Captain, can't be sexist...
{13:53} {UltraDude} LOL
{13:53} {Cpt_obvio} In order....for us a...to find the true road ah...to true PS2 rightousness...ah
{13:53} {Cpt_obvio} Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee've got to
{13:53} {Cpt_obvio} PURGE our souls of all things Z...
{13:53} {Cpt_obvio} That's right ah...I said PURGE your souls my brothas and sistas!
{13:54} {Aussiewan} Hey, come on, will all need some zzz!!
{13:54} {Cpt_obvio} Now in the names of the almighty...Guichi, Charlie, and XianiaX....can I get a Halelujah (sp?)
{13:54} {Aussiewan} Does it mean free beer?
{13:55} {UltraDude} hell yah..
{13:55} {Cpt_obvio} Brother Aussiewan, in the Church of Cpt. Obvious...all alcohol is free...wink, and so are the women!
{13:56} {Aussiewan} I can just imagine.... no longer baptised in the River Jordan, but in an olympic size pool of beer by
naked women!!!
{13:56} {Cpt_obvio} But beware my brothas and sistas...Z's spies are among us!
{13:56} {UltraDude} ******* owner ?
{13:56} {dwdjp} ARE YOU TWO PISSED
{13:57} {Cpt_obvio} Look at the person next ta ya! He or she could be a Z-ite...'
{13:57} {Aussiewan} dwdjp of course, you want some?
{13:57} {dwdjp} go on then
{13:57} {Cpt_obvio} Yep Dwdjp, a 6 pack does wonders fer me humor so it does!
{13:57} * Aussiewan DCCs dwdjp a carton
{13:57} {UltraDude} well
{13:57} {Cpt_obvio} If ah you find a Z-ite, there is only one thing you can do...ah
{13:57} {UltraDude} its not hard to spy on Z
{13:58} {Cpt_obvio} and do you know what that is?
{13:58} {UltraDude} cmon bans dont work no more
{13:58} {UltraDude} hahaha
{13:58} {Cpt_obvio} I said........... do you know what that is!
{13:58} {Aussiewan} "what is it"
{13:58} {Cpt_obvio} The only way to rid the world of Z-ites is to carry around your permanent markers, your sharpie markers, and your cans of spray paint...
{13:59} {dwdjp} i take it ive missed something then
{13:59} {UltraDude} why arent u speaking like some idiot pirate anymore!!
{13:59} {Aussiewan} dwdjp: read up your buffer then
{13:59} {dwdjp} arh jim lad
{13:59} {Cpt_obvio} and if ah, you SEE a Z-ite, it is your righteous duty to spray the infedel, scribble on the heretic,
write these sacred words all over the parasite's EVIL body
{14:00} {Cpt_obvio} You must write ah....LAMER on'st the Z-ite's forehead ...only then will they be purjed of the evil that
is Z
{14:00} * Aussiewan sneaks up to the sleeping body of ThAD0oD with a can of spray paint
{14:00} {Cpt_obvio} ...can I get an A-MIN!
{14:01} {Aussiewan} I'll get your ppl to call my ppl and they can do lunch...
{14:01} {Cpt_obvio} LOL...and so my sermon be over....har har har!!!
{14:02} {UltraDude} 'join #ps2nomod | !list = ban | www.ps2newz.org | PHSy needs full vc6 ISO (with msdn) | RICKY. UP BETA LINUX'
{14:02} * ScRoTum sets mode: +b *!*@pcp03087242pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
{14:02} * UltraDude was kicked by ScRoTum (4Banned(3600s)9 {SP} Im GoInG tO eAt YoU nExT tImE {Q§} #23)
{14:02} {Cpt_obvio} Alas, 'tis a grave loss that only 3 of ye actually saw it though.
{14:03} {Aussiewan} I have a log, if you want to post it in a forum on newz?
{14:03} {Cpt_obvio} Well blow me down, see ya around Ultradude.
{14:03} {Cpt_obvio} Dude, if you can post the sermon at newz tonight that would be hilarious! I gotta get to bed in few here so I don't have time

Just a note, I did get rid of some join/leave msgs, and replaced the less than and greater than signs so that the bb system didn't complain.

[Cpt_Obvious]

Arrrrrrrrr, thanks fer postin' that fer me Aussiman! I had a good laugh while doing that...hmmmm, me thinks I may have to come up with a new sermon for the next "mass". Har har har!!!

On a side note: I am not mocking religion nor anybody's faith here. Please do not consider the "sermon" as a slam against any of the Christian churches. So don't think it as so.

[pico996969]

Originally posted by Cpt_Obvious
On a side note: I am not mocking religion nor anybody's faith here. Please do not consider the "sermon" as a slam against any of the Christian churches. So don't think it as so.

now comes the real question, is it harder for you to write like this^^, or is it harder for you to write like this

Originally posted by Cpt_Obvious
Arrrrrrrrr, thanks fer postin' that fer me Aussiman! I had a good laugh while doing that...hmmmm, me thinks I may have to come up with a new sermon for the next "mass". Har har har!!!

, it takes me 40 minutes to use the quote key, let alone type words

[pico996969]

it's kinda got the silent bob feel....he's quiet all the time, and then randomly breaks out of charecter to say something that i can barely understand

[Cpt_Obvious]

Arrrrrrrrrr, I like yon analogy of "Silent Bob". I be a bit more talkative than he though, so I am. You are right in yer statement though Pico. When's I breaks outta me character, it is normally ta say something profound...just as Silent Bob does.

"Man, there's a thousand beautiful women in this world, not all of 'em are gonna bring ya lasagna at work though."

[Jaded God]

lol nice Clerks analogy Captain

"Ever since I have been chasing the one who got away... Chasing amy"

Captain can I ask why ye talk like tis hehe I love it I think its hilarious!