This'll crack you up....

[charlie_ps2]

This virus free attachment when unzipped will have you rolling on the floor.

It's a word document with a story and some sound clips.

If you've seen it before, then you'll laugh just thinking about it!

[Fat_Mike]

Priceless

[idiiot]

Heh....pretty damn funny

[LuNaTiC]

LMAO!!!

#5 is the best.

[seven o two]

good shit

[ShadowKnyght]

I must be getting to old on the net... we had this floating around the office at work about 4+ years ago...

it is sad... I have a mate that has recently set himself a challenge of actually finding something that I have yet to see in as far as joke emails...

but the really, really sad thing was I recently went to a comedy night at this club... and about a third of the jokes that night used by the comedians were jokes I had seen already vial emails... so disappointing!

[charlie_ps2]

Originally posted by ShadowKnyght
I must be getting to old on the net... we had this floating around the office at work about 4+ years ago...

it is sad... I have a mate that has recently set himself a challenge of actually finding something that I have yet to see in as far as joke emails...

but the really, really sad thing was I recently went to a comedy night at this club... and about a third of the jokes that night used by the comedians were jokes I had seen already vial emails... so disappointing!

That was helpful!

How about this one then - it's an action joke when it's told.

THIS JOKE IS OFFENSIVE - DON'T READ IF YOU GET OFFENDED

This woman goes to the doctor and says "I'm not enjoying sex any more".

So the doctor asks about the position she uses - missionary - and she complains that her husband always wants her to sit on his face.

So the doctor recommends that she tries it in the m*uth. "In the m*uth!", she exclaims, "you gotta be kidding!!". The doctor replies "Look I'm the doctor, do what I say and come back in a couple of days to let me know how you get on".

Two days later, she comes back with a big bulge in her m*outh (use the t*ngue to bulge you m*uth when telling this). When asked by the doctor how she got on she croaked "Bloody awful. It tastes disgusting and he still wants me to sit on his face."

So the doctor thought a moment and said "You don't like it in the front, you don't like it in the m*uth - well you'd better try it in the *ss".

"In the *ss!", she exclaims, "you gotta be kidding!!". The doctor replies "Look I'm the doctor, do what I say and come back in a couple of days to let me know how you get on".

Two days later, she comes back with a big bulge in her m*outh, limping and holding her *ass. When asked by the doctor how she got on she croaked "Bloody awful. It bloody hurts and he still wants me to sit on his face."

So the doctor looked at her earnestly and said "You don't like it in the front, you don't like it in the back, you don't like it in the m*uth - well you'd better try it up your nose".

"Up my nose!", she exclaims, "you gotta be kidding!!". The doctor replies "Look I'm the doctor, do what I say and come back in a couple of days to let me know how you get on".

Two days later, she comes back with a big bulge in her m*outh, limping, holding her *ass with one hand and her nose with the other. When asked by the doctor how she got on she croaked "Doctor, can you get pregnant taking it up the nose?." The doctor replie "Of course not".

So she took her hand away from her nose, gave a really good sniff and said "Well that's alright then".

[ShadowKnyght]

ok... WTF????

Is that supposed to make sense...

Initially thought it was going to be a matter of misunderstanding... i.e. a pill or something she was supposed to be inserting... but...???

An explanation would prolly be to graphic so... I will just remain confused...

[emad]

haha to the first one...that second joke...it's odd...

[AnoIkasuJin]

That second joke is just.. strange. Is it supposed to be that she sniffed some of you know what?