Stories of freaky people...

[Primenal]

I had some weird shit happen to me last night, and thought I should make a thread where people can post there weird stories.
Anyways, my brother is like 27, and his g/f is 21. Anyways, he's the exact opposite kind of person that I am. He's a liar, he cheats on his g/f (a lot), he uses people, has beaten on his g/fs, been to jail, etc. I work with his g/f, and am always talking to her about something (usually about how much of an ass he is). So, he got busted for 2nd offense DUI, he did not go to his court date, and now the cops are looking for him. So, I think this time he'll get what he needs....A longer time in jail.
So, there not staying together anymore, and she asks me what I was doing last night, and told me to go out with her, and her friends. So, I never go out, and decide to go....Who knows, maybe a friend of hers could be a decent girl. her only friends was a couple.....In which the girl tells me I should get with elena (my brothers g/f), she likes me LOL. I was like OMG WTF?! She is a good lookin' girl, makes good money, is pretty nice, etc, but OMG!
I'm not that type of person. My brother goes to jail, and I take his g/f! I tryed to explain this to her friend, but she wasn't understanding. Just kept telling me "She's a nice girl" blah blah. I've pretty much known she sort of liked me the whole time, but asking me to go out with her friends, and other things was pretty damn slick. That shit is pretty crazy....

[N£TM£ÇH]

where does your bro live ?

[cyrbanen]

You should make a video of you having sex with your brother's girlfriend and send it to him. That might mix things up a bit. After that you could go to Jerry Springer and claim your '15 minutes'.

[Primenal]

My bro lives About 45 minutes from my house. Well, I'm not sure if he's in jail yet or not, but hasn't called here in a couple of days. He calls me a couple days to tell me CALL ME BACK, IT'S IMPORTANT! but I know what he wants....For me to call my dad, who's working out of state, so he can come back, and bail my brother out of the mess.
May sound mean, but not going to happen. Only time he ever calls anybody (even my day) is whenever he needs something. My dad takes up for him though cuz he used to be an alcoholic, running around making kids he could not support, etc. So, my brother is just like him....2 kids that he doesn't take care of, loses his job over partying, has been to jail twice that I know of, lost his license at least twice, beats on his g/fs (he's already on probation for it).
and "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!" LOL. Nah, I think she already found somebody...Very quick, but I know I'm happy .

[N£TM£ÇH]

Are you guys rich ? Because how can your brother support himself if hes getting thrown in jail and getting arrested for dui's. And making kids.

[Primenal]

His g/f supports him. Believe me...He always finds somebody to support him (might call it using people).
Anyways, I get a phone call from his G/f's #. Figured it'd be him as she's stupid enough to take him back. It turns out to be (I finally answer it), and he's telling me how she went out with some of her friends (whores), and suppose to be back at such and such time, and not answering her phone, blah blah.
So, basically he asks me if she's seeing anybody on the side, heard I went out with her and some friends the other night, etc. Didn't tell him much, just told him get rid of her, find another girl. She's retarded for one, but I know nobody can put up with him, and sooner or later she'll get to fed up, and get rid of him, OR he'll find her with somebody else. Then, he'll want to come live with me...Which aint happenin'. SO, to make things easier on himself (and others) told him to find a new girl....Forget her crazy ass.
Turns out he isn't going to jail (probably not). Another court date tomorrow for his DUI. It's actually only his first offense, but he has lost his license before (for other reasons). So, IMO both of them deserve eachother. He's stupid, she's stupid, he cheats, she cheats. I officially don't give a shit what either have to say.

[thetieger]

.In which the girl tells me I should get with elena (my brothers g/f), she likes me LOL. I was like OMG WTF?! She is a good lookin' girl, makes good money, is pretty nice, etc, but OMG!

LOL Welcome to Virginia jk, sorry i had to say that.

-Thetieger