R.I.P Steve Jobs

[Pretzel729]

If you haven't heard already. Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple, had recently died. It is a very sad thingy that has happened even if you dislike or hate apple. He was a great man full of ideas. Now he is busy making iHeaven and resting on his new iCloud


apple.com/stevejobs/

[DeadPixel99]

Maybe he would still be alive if he had windows based health insurance.

[bitsbubba]

Maybe he would still be alive if he had windows based health insurance.

sorry but that wasn't even close to being funny, not because Steve Jobs is dead, just because it didn't make much sense at all

[Pretzel729]

I know! I was trying to figure out how that was funny...

[Warning]

It may be the weed but I found it funny

[corpse101]

The man isn't even cold yet and people are already making bad jokes.... show some decency at least tell a good joke...

[Third Eye]

Couldn't care any less.

"Steve 'Rim' Jobs (Steve Jewbs) is the world's second greatest douchebag, the bearer of the Reality Distortion Field, he is the Antichrist, the man who broke Woz's heart, and the man whose company (Apple) has had to be paid by Microsoft to stay in business. He is also the great messiah of Apple and the mysterious power behind homosexuals. Steve Jobs is the world's most lovable asshole. His real name was Berkley Blue until 1976, when his co-workers renamed him "Jobs" due to him being handy or something, in more ways than one... " (Encyclopedia Dramatica 2011)

"On October 5, 2011, Mr. Jobs died from pancreatic cancer. Some argue it was the reaction of God, being disappointed by the revelation of the iPhone 4S instead of the iPhone 5. " (Encyclopedia Dramatica 2011)

[ShiftBreak]

He's with his waifu in heaven now. See you on the other side, Stevie.

[indirect76]

Couldn't care any less.

No, not posting dumb quotes from websites would qualify as caring less.

[Third Eye]

Wait I should repost that, I couldn't care any less about his death.