Puns

[GMO]

Anybody got any good puns? or heard any good ones?


me being the Kung Fu Samurai that i am
"Not Everyone is cut out to be a swordsmen"
dont know who made it but its cooL

[thetieger]

hmmmmmmmmm

no offence GMO....

What The **** are 'puns' LOL

maybe I'm just stupid

[ThAD0oD]

LOL!

I love puns, I used to rule at making them....

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

i thought this was good, Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.


oh i remember a crappy one now...

One night, the town drunk wanders too far away from the pub into the graveyard. He finds his way to a grave, falls down, and hears some odd music. He noticed the grave was Mozarts'. He looked around, but he couldnt find where it was coming from. Soon, he became so scared, he ran to get the town sheriff. The sheriff comes, and he hears the music, but he cant figure out where its from either. The sheriff gets the town judge and he cant either.. Finally an old man walks by and says.. "oh theres Mozarts' 37th symphony." Soon after, he says.. "oh theres his 36th symphony." Finally it clicks to the old man.. "i see now, hes just decomposing."