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I just got banned from PS3hax, but, admittedly, it was all my fault for being such a flaming troll. See, I liked to go to PS3hax.net because they would update with homebrew news on their front page and PS3hax.net is easy to type in the address bar.
My biggest mistake was when I started posting in the "off-topic" section of their forum. I made a new thread containing an image poking fun at another user (link here). Granted, the image wasn't very funny, but the point I was trying to make, via this abstract Comixed rip-off, was that the person I was making fun of was clearly born in the 90s and didn't know anything about the NES after he claimed that "Legend of Zelda" and "Metal Gear Solid" were his favorite titles that he would still play with multiple other people to this day.
No less than two moderators came in to tell me that "Metal Gear Solid wasn't the first Metal Gear game," and one of them told me that "Metal Gear on the NES was the first Metal Gear game". (WRONGITWASONTHEMSX2FIRST).
After I informed them that, "No, duh," the moderator (the one who knew Metal Gear was on the MSX2 after he looked it up to argue with me about it) let me know that the only thing that could be causing me to be so reasonable was all the mysterious (but probably large) amounts of crack I had been smoking prior to the exchange.
I took it upon myself to tell him that he wasn't as funny or clever as he thought he was (plus smoking crack is for casuals), and he closed my thread for
Thus begins my brief private messaging exchange with him, wherein I open with a "lol r u serious?" as my header. I may or may not have then called him a "tremendous manbaby". Boldly, recklessly and with no regards to his own safety, he then bravely called me out on having the gall, the AUDACITY, to "probably have been molested as a child". He didn't call me a child molester, oh no. He called me something much worse: A CHILD MOLESTED. After all, how could I possibly not see eye to eye with him on this occasion where he was clearly in the wrong? Obviously, the problem here was that I had probably been molested as a child, probably by his dad.
Perhaps it was a bit uncalled for, but I decided to ask him, "Oh my God, what is wrong with you???" and I then posted our exchange in the forum, asking the rest of the members, "Are moderators of PS3hax.net selected based on their ability to accuse people of having been molested as children? Then sign me up, please!" He was quick to close that topic, as he did the last, and revealed to me that, due to probably having been molested as a child and not agreeing with him at every turn, I was an
nevermind the eighty or so posts I had already made by this point throughout the forums over the course of several months, posts that were all as inoffensive as possible. These friendly posts were clearly the vanguard for my grandmaster scheme to
this incompetent, insensitive moron of a moderator who couldn't help but talk out his rear at every opportunity. After stating that he was being a "subjective maniac" who used "troll in the place of Nazi for anyone on the Internet who disagrees with [him]" and was letting "this small amount of power over others, at last given to [him] after a pathetic life of being pushed around" get to his head, he gave me a month-long ban for
and suggested, in the reason for the ban, that I not be an
upon my inevitable return wherein I would come crawling back to him, kiss his feet and beg for his forgiveness.