I want a raise! (joke)

[9HOMERSIMPSON9]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

* I do physical labour.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, The Penis



Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:

* You do not work eight hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
* You do not take initiative.
* You often need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective
clothing.
* You will retire well before you are 65.
* You are unable to work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying a suspicious looking bag with 2 be round
things in it.

Sincerely, The Management

[onlynismo]

lol, that's a good one

[dick_onion53]

[Primenal]

Lmao!

[MatthewDotTK]

hahaha that's too funny!