I want a raise! (joke) –
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
* I do physical labour.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
After assessing your request and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
* You do not work eight hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
* You do not take initiative.
* You often need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective
* You will retire well before you are 65.
* You are unable to work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying a suspicious looking bag with 2 be round
things in it.
Sincerely, The Management
Homer Simpson is a Role-Model for everyone!.
PS3 40GB, upgraded to 500gb w/ TRUE BLUE, Had original JB
PS2 v7 and v12, both with Authentic Matrix Infinitys,
Wii D2C, D2Ckey,
Nintendo DS Phat, Supercard DSTWO and DSONE,
Atari, Nes, Snes, GBA, PSone etc etc
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer!