03-18-2011,09:27 PM

Originally Posted by
cinomod
Well here it is :
Winter lasts 11 months.
We all live in Iglooos.
The summer lasts one week.
because of spring and fall.
And summer is our heavy-rain season.
Internet is a rare thing here... we have to go down to the village on horses and there is a small market where we can get access to that thing you call internet. It is a big orange box, we put quarters in and the horse starts pulling a wheel that activates the thing you call internet. The speed of the internet depends on how much you feed the horse.
As for the school sytems here everyone is home-schooled because it is too hard to get to the schools during bad weather. There is a municipal building in which we can go study but it is closed during winter and winter lasts 11 months.
As for fishing, it is a lot of fun because we have to compete with the polar bears to get to the fish first. Sometimes we will use axes to cut holes through the ice to get to the fish before the bears do.
As for the Economy. The fur trading business is going pretty well even though some people are starting to harrass us about killing animals to use their fur. But, you know, we have to keep warm any way possible.
And finally crime: The crime as been very low since the new sheriff patt garett came to town. He said he would clean the town and make it a better place to live. Well that, he did because we have not seen billy the kid around town since pat came to help us.
Alright I have to go now because my horse is getting tired and my orange machine will stop working any minute now... See ya in a month when I manage to come back to the market and get on that thing you call internet again. Good riddance
I love it... everyone smart enough will see this as a joke ^^
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