Getting Drunk

man, being drunk as **** is jokes, went to a dance smasheddddddd lmfao, it was soo funn, everything was blurry and every girl looked like a super model! lmfao

anyway kids, alcohol is the miracle drug, but know where to draw the line (inside joke between me and my friends)

btw, cheap beer gets u drunk for a very long time, i was smashed for 3 hrs! omg it was intense, we had a 40 of beer and me and my friend drank that in 2 mins flat! and we barely ate anything man it was fun.

so id say the point of this thread is describe the drunken hijinks (of the nights u can remeber lol) u have experinced, and ur fav drink of choice to get u drunk.

my drink of choice is: any beer that goes for 5$ for a 40! :D

My 21st birthday, some colleagues took me to Apple Bees for lunch and a big brutus no big deal. Then a lil while later, the big bosses took me to a titty club and bought me 5 beers no big deal still. Then cousin his girl my girl and a couple of my buddies went to Dave and Busters and had another 6 pack and a couple shots. Needless to say i was throwing up at 50 mph :dance:

Man, you haven't LIVED till you've been paid to get outta a cab in NYC. I was coming back from Apt in NYC and I was bombed as all hell - I think we got bottle service at the end of the night, who can remember. Anyways, I was headed back with my girlfriend and I wasn't feeling well. I must have looked green cause the cabbie paid my girlfriend for us to get out. He said he didn't want our kind of business. Oh well.
Another time my girlfriend's friend was heading into town and she wanted to go to Bungalow 8 in NYC. We go, and again get bottle service (bottle of champagne and liter of vodak among 3 people 2 of which are girls and you'll be liquored up for the night). After a while, someone decides "It's time for a strip club". Sounds good to me. I have essentially no memory of getting there, but I guess I just had a stupid ass grin on my face, but I do remember stripper titties in my face and some lap dances and buying a dance for my girlfriend.
Those are just two real recent ones - there are plenty more where that came from.

Cheap beer sucks. Need some Corona Light or some Heiniken, yum. I only like light beers, most people thing light beers have less alcohol, which usually they do, but only as a byproduct, the light"" refers to it having less calories and less carbohydrates, since it has less carbs, aka sugars, theres less sugar to be turned into ethanol, so they usually have less alc in them, but usually only a fraction of a percent, for example Corona light has 0.1 to 0.2% less aclohol in it than Corona extra. Light beers taste way better, taste more like water, less like beer, call me a pussy if youd like.
Now you need to Beer bong it, you can drink a whole beer in a second, or a few beers in a few seconds, the beer bong does all the work for you, dont even have to drink, it drinks for you.
Hard liquor, I can only drink a few drinks, I can drink Captain Morgans spiced Rum, GoldShlagger, or a few others. Vodka used to be my drink of choice, but I got a little too wild one night so I cant even smell the stuff or Ill puke now. Only time I can take Vodka is if its Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka mixed with warm coke, sounds nastey, but you actually taste less of the vodka if the coke is room temperature.

i guess we got a young crowd or a bunch of nerds lol j/k :p

lol, dont get me started on this, not 1 weekend passes were i dont drink, i drink 15 440ml 4.4%alc cans of beer every friday and saturday night (30 altogether)

I love it! I take Ecstacy pills also!

Homer

k...

friday 2 days ago i go out sober (read: 5big beers (0.5L/5%) after dinner =)
i grind with 2 chicks, get 1 phone number and its cool.

now thereve been nights when i split a 1L bottle of Jack D. 2 ways straight out the bottle (beer for chaser, empty stomach and dont puke at all :D) but that just ends up with some with some dudes in a bar drinking beer, reminissing about the same shit every time. same with weed - only i eat more shit than when getting drunk.

anyways, with the heavy drinking and constant weedsmoking outgrown it feels soooo good to go back to that shit like once a month or during hollidays.

anyways, then theres yesterday (saturday) - i get a call from this basket ball player dude i met on a trip in greece and i join him and his friends at this fancy bar at 00:30 (0 alcohol drunk up to that point) then the dude starts reminissing about greece (Corfu) and how much weve drunk, this and that.
So ****it, lets get drunk :)

I drink 5 Long Island Iced Teas (0.5L of hard stuff in there alltogether) and his friend pulls out a gold VIP card to the hottest bar in town (its on the 6th story and has 2 elevators - 1 on each side of the building - 1 is VIP - the other has a 50m long queue)

VIP baby! Were in there in no time :D
Were in there, talking to some friends of a friends girlfriend (hot chicks but with issues - either golddiggers or too fine)

Cool... we split up - im going around the dancefloor bumming cigareettes off chicks pretending not to know Slovene and speaking english (and im dressed like a young rich foreigner) So cool, they get all moist and shit talking to me - while im lighting my smoke - then i ask them wher theyre from - they say Ljubljana (the city were in) and then i go in slovene: Me too!

Ive never seen such shades of red in their cheeks - theyre all slapping me on the shoulders and chest pretending to be mad but giggling while hating me :D. Cool - dont wanna hang around 1 chick all night an waste my time - lets check out some other fresh meat...

K, i got my smoke - so i cant use that line any more - but im already talking to the next victim and the words: "Sorry, do you have the time cause im not sure if my watch is set correctly" fly out my mouth. Its all laughs.

Then i bump into this faggot that looks like the blonde dude from Zoolander - but even longer hair LOL.
And i go: Are you some ****en model or something?
And the dude says: ARE YOU SOME ****ING IDIOT?!?
I reply: yup, sure am.
And then i split. - Im not the one to pick fights.

Cool... we go down with the elevator and im ****ing these two cops in the head... i ask them what happened? they look at me angrily - and i ask: Were the drinks good? And the cop says: YEAH, IM MASHED AS ****! (altho hes not) but luckily were at ground floor and i just go out the elevator :S :-)

But thats not the end of it - my skinny basketball player friend starts arguing with this wide dude.
And i think to myself... **** - someones getting slapped - not enough that the traces from my black eye that i got in may just faded completely now (after 4 months) - but i might be getting another one tonight just cause my friend is a loud drunk.

BAM! the wide dude throws a punch in the b-ball dudes face...
...haha... within 1 second im punching the wide dude in the back of the head while hes shattering my friends nose.
...****, its not working... i pull the pants up to my nads and start kicking the wide dude in the kidneys.... bam! bam! bam!....
then another friend of ours gets in on the fun and starts ****ing roundhouse kicking the wide dude in the head.
cool... the wide dude falls down, gets up and jets.
somehow the cops did not see all this - ad the ****ing bouncers are just standing there and enjoying it.

so we drive to the ER to get our friends nose stitched back together - and guess who we see?
THE SUPER MODEL ZOOLANDER DUDE WITH A ****ED UP FACE (nothing that cant be fixed) I start laughing and say - heh - guess someone else that you called an idiot didnt find it funny - and the dude just whines: Shut the **** up!

It boggles me how i managed to get into a more of a fight in a high society gold digger bar then in the ghettoest ****en packed club full of retards.

Oh yeah - another highlight was that these two chicks that told me to **** off were talking to this singer dude (young and very famous) and i walked up to the 3 of them and dissed the chicks - then the dude dissed them also and cheered with a drink.

Moral of the story: Its funny to everyone as long as noone gets hurt, but its funny as **** when ppl get hurt and u dont :P

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Originally Posted by summ0ne

k...

friday 2 days ago i go out sober (read: 5big beers (0.5L/5%) after dinner =)
i grind with 2 chicks, get 1 phone number and its cool.

now thereve been nights when i split a 1L bottle of Jack D. 2 ways straight out the bottle (beer for chaser, empty stomach and dont puke at all :D) but that just ends up with some with some dudes in a bar drinking beer, reminissing about the same shit every time. same with weed - only i eat more shit than when getting drunk.

anyways, with the heavy drinking and constant weedsmoking outgrown it feels soooo good to go back to that shit like once a month or during hollidays.

anyways, then theres yesterday (saturday) - i get a call from this basket ball player dude i met on a trip in greece and i join him and his friends at this fancy bar at 00:30 (0 alcohol drunk up to that point) then the dude starts reminissing about greece (Corfu) and how much weve drunk, this and that.
So ****it, lets get drunk :)

I drink 5 Long Island Iced Teas (0.5L of hard stuff in there alltogether) and his friend pulls out a gold VIP card to the hottest bar in town (its on the 6th story and has 2 elevators - 1 on each side of the building - 1 is VIP - the other has a 50m long queue)

VIP baby! Were in there in no time :D
Were in there, talking to some friends of a friends girlfriend (hot chicks but with issues - either golddiggers or too fine)

Cool... we split up - im going around the dancefloor bumming cigareettes off chicks pretending not to know Slovene and speaking english (and im dressed like a young rich foreigner) So cool, they get all moist and shit talking to me - while im lighting my smoke - then i ask them wher theyre from - they say Ljubljana (the city were in) and then i go in slovene: Me too!

Ive never seen such shades of red in their cheeks - theyre all slapping me on the shoulders and chest pretending to be mad but giggling while hating me :D. Cool - dont wanna hang around 1 chick all night an waste my time - lets check out some other fresh meat...

K, i got my smoke - so i cant use that line any more - but im already talking to the next victim and the words: "Sorry, do you have the time cause im not sure if my watch is set correctly" fly out my mouth. Its all laughs.

Then i bump into this faggot that looks like the blonde dude from Zoolander - but even longer hair LOL.
And i go: Are you some ****en model or something?
And the dude says: ARE YOU SOME ****ING IDIOT?!?
I reply: yup, sure am.
And then i split. - Im not the one to pick fights.

Cool... we go down with the elevator and im ****ing these two cops in the head... i ask them what happened? they look at me angrily - and i ask: Were the drinks good? And the cop says: YEAH, IM MASHED AS ****! (altho hes not) but luckily were at ground floor and i just go out the elevator :S :-)

But thats not the end of it - my skinny basketball player friend starts arguing with this wide dude.
And i think to myself... **** - someones getting slapped - not enough that the traces from my black eye that i got in may just faded completely now (after 4 months) - but i might be getting another one tonight just cause my friend is a loud drunk.

BAM! the wide dude throws a punch in the b-ball dudes face...
...haha... within 1 second im punching the wide dude in the back of the head while hes shattering my friends nose.
...****, its not working... i pull the pants up to my nads and start kicking the wide dude in the kidneys.... bam! bam! bam!....
then another friend of ours gets in on the fun and starts ****ing roundhouse kicking the wide dude in the head.
cool... the wide dude falls down, gets up and jets.
somehow the cops did not see all this - ad the ****ing bouncers are just standing there and enjoying it.

so we drive to the ER to get our friends nose stitched back together - and guess who we see?
THE SUPER MODEL ZOOLANDER DUDE WITH A ****ED UP FACE (nothing that cant be fixed) I start laughing and say - heh - guess someone else that you called an idiot didnt find it funny - and the dude just whines: Shut the **** up!

It boggles me how i managed to get into a more of a fight in a high society gold digger bar then in the ghettoest ****en packed club full of retards.

Oh yeah - another highlight was that these two chicks that told me to **** off were talking to this singer dude (young and very famous) and i walked up to the 3 of them and dissed the chicks - then the dude dissed them also and cheered with a drink.

Moral of the story: Its funny to everyone as long as noone gets hurt, but its funny as **** when ppl get hurt and u dont :P

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wow

i love budweiser and i cant stand any kind of light beer...now that i think of it michelob and budweiser are the only beers i really like...as far as the harder stuff goes, hypnotic, vodka with juice and fruit, and daqueries are the best stuff to me...im a lightweight though so i cant really drink much liquor at all.

Alchohol is fun, but green is soooo much better in every way.

Since this thread is about getting drunk, and I have not, and don't ever plan to (I've seen far to much)....As to how it feels I always thought it'd be like riding the cages at the fair several times (dizzy, sickly feeling). Am I right, or somebody want to describe it?
Anyways, my parents used to pretty much be alcoholics, argue, fight, and I had to be raised around that. Even my dad would let me taste it when I was younger (just never liked the taste). That's why I would never drink, and plus I'm a healthy person who is a workout nut, and paranoid if I would ever get drunk...Even around my so called "friends," or people who are jealous then they would take advantage. Also, alcohol made my dad a really angry person, and even small things like pain killers make me angry......So, I don't think to many people (including myself) want to find out what it does to me.