a corny joke

**Purple Penguin** · 03-04-2003,12:14 AM

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.

They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.

At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific."

They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it."

They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"

**tempuser** · 03-04-2003,03:00 AM

The jokes so corny it could feed 100 chickens for a week.

**Purple Penguin** · 03-04-2003,03:30 AM

chickens *shudders*

I really do not like chickens *shudders again*

**Purple Penguin** · 03-04-2003,12:11 PM

Two young men are caught doing drugs by the police, and wind themselves up in court. Since its their first offence, the judge goes easy on them and tells them that for their community service, they must convince drug addicts to give up their habits.

A week later the lads come back before the judge. The judge asks the first man how many addicts he made clean.
"6, your honour", comes the reply.
"Thats brilliant!", cries the judge,"how did you do it?"
"well", replies the first man,"I drew 2 circles, one large, one small. I pointed at the large circle and told them, "this is your brain BEFORE you get an addiction, and the small one is after."
"Wow, and you,", asks the judge, rounding on the second man,"how many druggies did YOU make clean?"
"precisely 78", comes the reply.
"THATS INCREDIBLE!!!", hollers the judge,"How on EARTH did you manage that?"
"Well you honour, I used the same 2 circles, I pointed firstly to the smaller circle and told people, "this is your arsehole BEFORE you go to prison...""

**Sapherz** · 03-04-2003,05:40 PM

why don't you like chickens PP?

**ThAD0oD** · 03-04-2003,05:58 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are great!

**Purple Penguin** · 03-04-2003,06:57 PM

Originally posted by Sapherz
why don't you like chickens PP?

where I used to live (I just mived) the people there had chickens, probably close to 40 or 50 of them. now thats not so bad but what is is the fact that they didn't keep the chickens in any kind of cage or anything they were allowed free roam of the yard. that again I guess wasn't too bad, but they NEVER cleaned up any of the chicken shit so almost everything in the yard is covered in it. the sad part is I'm not joking there literaly is chicken shit EVERYWHERE! *shudders*

and on top of that they have turkeys and turkey shit is even worse (think chicken shit X 10) *shudders again*

**ThAD0oD** · 03-04-2003,07:01 PM

thats alotta shit

ian · 03-04-2003,09:14 PM

chickens are awesome!

lol

They taste good:
fried
baked
sauteed
grilled
anything u can imagine!

**Sapherz** · 03-05-2003,01:02 AM

i like chickens...we have chickens...and ducks....and for a few months a year geese

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