You should take that sucker back, tell them its broken, buy one from someone here in the forums that already does what you want. In the case of ps2's, in my opinion, "brand new" is NOT the most valuable, in fact (thanks to your report) I wouldnt take one of those further than the garbage can, much less buy one. USED and OLDER the better, preferable, used by someone who knows how to use one, and you are in a safe place to find one, right here.
A toxic agent on a dangerous mission so secret, even I don't know what it is, because if I did, I would have to kill myself. I don't even know who's side I am on.