Geohot Creates Rap Video Dissing Sony

Published on 02-13-2011 01:22 AM

52 Comments

We couldn't help but laugh at this video published by Geohot eariler today. It appears that not only is he a talented hacker, but also has a (previously unseen) talent in rapping. In a YouTube video uploaded by the New Jersey hacker, he spends almost a minute dissing the Sony Corporation in the form of a rap. The lyrics heavily revolve around his recent legal dealings with the mega corporation and how they responded to the PS3 hacks he published early last month. We are unsure as to why Geohot decided to make this video. It could simply be pure boredom or in an effort to virally spread the word about Sony's misdoings. Whatever the reasoning behind it, he succeeded in creating quite an entertaining video.

Update: It appears the video was submitted for the Street Light's Light it Up Contest located here: http://rhymerz.com/street-lights-light-up-contest/

Lyrics:
Yo it's geohot
And for those that don't know
I'm getting sued by Sony

Let's take this out of the courtroom and into the streets
I'm a beast, at the least, you'll face me in the northeast
Get my ire up, light my fire
I'll go harder then Eminem went at Mariah
Call me a liar
Pound me in the ass with no lube, chafing
You're ****ing with the dude who got the keys to your safe and
Those that can't do bring suits
Cry to your Uncle Sam to settle disputes
Thought you'd tackle this with a little more tact
But then again fudgepackers, I don't know Jack

I shed a tear everytime I think of Lik Sang
But shit man, they're a corporation
And I'm a personification of freedom for all
You fill dockets, like thats a concept foreign to y'all
While lawyers muddy water and TROs stall
Out of business is jail for me
And you're suing me civilly

Exhibit this in the courtroom
Go on, do it, I dare you

Source: YouTube

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52 Comments

DGPRodiGY-PSG - 02-13-2011, 01:41 AM
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haha! epicness! <3 Geohot, R.I.P

Portland-PSG - 02-13-2011, 01:44 AM
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Sony is not really doing anything wrong, rather doing something stupid. They will not get much out of him they are just trying to make an example out of him.

Blunts-LLA-PSG - 02-13-2011, 01:58 AM
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That was F#@ken awesome lmao Mad Props Geohot.

fyygame-PSG - 02-13-2011, 02:02 AM
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sony must catch someone for an example to claim the hackers. And the Geohot is unlucky

L4w3s - 02-13-2011, 02:20 AM
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lol, I think geohot has something up his sleeve

mytsoutsou-PSG - 02-13-2011, 02:22 AM
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Sony will suck Geohot's **** in the courtroom and later will gargle his sperm in the waiting room!

Alexster101 - 02-13-2011, 02:27 AM
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I don't think this is gonna be good for his case. You better not lose the war do to this GEO!
Were counting on you to win. GO GO GO GO GO GO GO. LOL

One2thr456svn - 02-13-2011, 02:38 AM
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This kid got balls, for real......

PUHITAKU - 02-13-2011, 03:09 AM
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HAHA,very nice video
I haven't seen the hacker who dares companies with rap.

Go Geohot! Defeat Sony!!!
I cheer you until I hear the good news.

alzaabi-PSG - 02-13-2011, 03:25 AM
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hahahahha so waiting for 3.56

Backo - 02-13-2011, 03:37 AM
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Ha ha ha ha Very funny sony are realy fuc*ed up!

Turkish THE TROLL MASTER - 02-13-2011, 03:40 AM
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I wonder what faggot turkish is going to say about this?
I think i know.

"Wheres my gay Dreamcast emulator"

Turkish-PSG - 02-13-2011, 04:15 AM
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Pathetic and not funny. I mean making a rap video? Lol, does he think he is in some kind of beef like The Game versus 50 cent? There are people here who would let geosux fart in their faces and still thank him for his glorious fart LMAO

Turkish-PSG - 02-13-2011, 04:21 AM
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Lol before I read the comments I was already predicting them to be like: "ahaha fukc Zony, them evilz baztrd corporazion!!" "i lovez you geosux <3" "be my husbandzz!!" "let me suck your d!ck<3"

Steve Farrell - 02-13-2011, 05:03 AM
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He is only asking for more trouble by doing that.

damanptyltd - 02-13-2011, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Turkish

Lol before I read the comments I was already predicting them to be like: "ahaha fukc Zony, them evilz baztrd corporazion!!" "i lovez you geosux <3" "be my husbandzz!!" "let me suck your d!ck<3"

Everything you say is complete and utter rubbish. Like seriously, if someone could argue to a court how JFK wasn't assassinated and win, it would be you.

Bit i admire your persistence, even though you cause a lot of bs around the place.

Floodas - 02-13-2011, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by mytsoutsou

Sony will suck Geohot's **** in the courtroom and later will gargle his sperm in the waiting room!

That's a brave statement comming from someone running 3.56 OFW!

satanrules666-PSG - 02-13-2011, 05:33 AM
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****en awesome normal rap to me is boring cause all it goes on about is the same thing this however is really creative and good

Turkish how come you are always so against piracy are you telling me there aint one copied cd in your house that is something you play could be music movies or a game

your right some of the time

infected-PSG - 02-13-2011, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Turkish

Pathetic and not funny. I mean making a rap video? Lol, does he think he is in some kind of beef like The Game versus 50 cent? There are people here who would let geosux fart in their faces and still thank him for his glorious fart LMAO

Geohot video motivated me to go also to the court. I want a hearing on voting for a new law "Ban IP's of trolls in the internet". ex TURKISH

You are the biggest ****ing troll ever!
You offer nothing to this community and the world. (like your whole race)
Last but not least you see how people tell you to stop,your opinion sucks and yet still you will answer. Listen I am not trying to defend geohot or something but your PS3 now that it's hacked 90% of the dogleless PS3 scene goes to him.
(I don't see anyone else around at the moment)

So STFU and say Thank you for what ALL people work and give you. :joystick1:s3up::joystick1:

True Eyes of ps3 - 02-13-2011, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Turkish

Pathetic and not funny. I mean making a rap video? Lol, does he think he is in some kind of beef like The Game versus 50 cent? There are people here who would let geosux fart in their faces and still thank him for his glorious fart LMAO

Oh C'mon why couldn't you just at least enjoy the fun and see what happened next (sony's next step)?

In the courtroom:

Judge : woohoo geohot it's so cool, like I want to bow down to him, and give him
a blowjob

sony : ......... (heartsbroken)

Geohot : you can't rap, can't you sony?! if you win the contest you
may take my child ****ography as a trophy. LOL